New Year... New Rules

Again, baking cookies, no wonder my ass has gained 10 pounds. I can blame it all I want on the quitting smoking * Go Me * But I totally know it's me sitting on the couch folding clothes eating an entire batch of chocolate chip cookies. I wish nap time was a very good exercise, speaking of... eff that! I worked out like two days ago, danced my way thin... or so it said, I totally hurt so bad I need one of those handicap rails to sit on my toilet. I'll just be fat and happy. That's my new years resolution, to be happy in my own skin. I am who I am, I have people who love me no matter what I look like or how much I jiggle, so the hell with it.